My Trip to wild wild wet... recently...

HI this is the trip i went to wild wild wet with six of my frens,i was there and left wit many bruises and injuries,we rode the(ulah-lar)maximum six, so they said:'oi last 1 up there can't play,so i was the last then i had to walk down all the way jus to find them wasting my energy.then there was the slide,i was sliding down when jason was standing at the exit of the slide, so i jus slided down and hit his leg, his whole person crashed into me and hit my head and body,my head was then spinning like shit....i was hit at the neck,head,back,mouth,stomach......then there was this thing call(shoik river)(a fast moving so called river that is a pool)then i wsa sitting on the float then on of the girls called sandra came and overflipped my float and i fell into the water....then she said in chinese(every1 attack beavis)then i qickly moved away,then one of the boys(elton)threw the life acket AT me which hit my eye , it was bloody pain .....then the rest of the story, i dun wish to tell you ......